
Once there was a boy named Luke. He was born and he lived a happy twenty years on the planet Earth. He was able to get all that he wanted and he believed he had the best life ever.
Then on this other day, Luke woke up with a different kind of day. He knew that there was something queer about the day and what would happen during its hours.
He turned on the TV to watch the daily news. The news had the usual buzz going about but he still had a feeling. He knew something was queer and he did not like it.
The next thing he knew, Luke was receiving a message from extraterrestrial beings. He knew it had to be them because there were all the usual signs; he left the toilet seat up, the antennae on the TV was turned to the right and he had eaten Fruit Loops for breakfast. Those were the signs that allowed the aliens to contact humans on Earth.
That day Luke was wearing a blue shirt with some nice black pants. He had on red socks with one white shoe on. Anyways, the aliens contacted him saying that the world was going to end.
He took that as the truth and he did not know what to do at first. But then he was told by the aliens that he needed to find a golden pebble and place it in a cave. He would have to run around it five times and then water it. The pebble would become magical from then on.
Now he was directed to fly to space and collect some moon dust. The aliens said that they would assist him if he was able to collect some moon dust. They needed him to do it because the aliens could not because the humans have claimed the moon as there own territory.
Well Luke went and did these things. However the aliens had left out a step so Luke did not do something properly. Sadly for the humans, their world ended. But the aliens were like "Eh. Whatever." cause now they could go to the moon.
I told you to name him lew!!!!! But oh well it's still good, lol.
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