Political Cartoons

In the cartoon there are two painters painting a peace sign but they don't meet up with one another. one painter has the Israel flag and the other has the Pakistan flag.

i'm guessing that this cartoon is trying to convey the disagreement between the two. i know that they are always arguing and this cartoon represents how they don't agree on the terms of peace and being at peace with one another.

Fleeing the country

If i were to flee the country i would make sure i went across the ocean, outside of North America. most likely i would go to europe. i have always wanted to travel there and with my fleeing, it would be the perfect opportunity to do so.

first i would have a friend move with me so then i wouldnt be all alone to my new destination. I would be zipped into their luggage after luggage check and make my get away. when we arrive my friend would take their luggage and me haha to the new apartment that we bought. there we would both start new careers and begin our lives anew.

i really do not know why i would be leaving the country. i dont know what crime i would commit that would be that bad... but i must of because this is what i'm writing about.

on my trip over i would make sure i took a good stash of money along with me. i might go to the bank to get some more but i would try not to make anything suspicious. i would pack up my belongings and leave the furniture behind. all unnecessary things should not be packed. i will bring clothes, the essentials, and maybe some tools or gadgets to help me get out of trouble again.

my friend would buy the tickets. one, maybe two. the luggage scenario depends on the severity of my crime and how badly i'm wanted. the security and the awareness of the others would also be key to which scenario i would have to pick.

once i arrive over to europe safely i would go to the apartment with my friend and we would begin anew that way.

i would make sure that i changed my name so i couldnt be retraced.

If the World Were to END!!!!

Once there was a boy named Luke. He was born and he lived a happy twenty years on the planet Earth. He was able to get all that he wanted and he believed he had the best life ever.

Then on this other day, Luke woke up with a different kind of day. He knew that there was something queer about the day and what would happen during its hours.

He turned on the TV to watch the daily news. The news had the usual buzz going about but he still had a feeling. He knew something was queer and he did not like it.

The next thing he knew, Luke was receiving a message from extraterrestrial beings. He knew it had to be them because there were all the usual signs; he left the toilet seat up, the antennae on the TV was turned to the right and he had eaten Fruit Loops for breakfast. Those were the signs that allowed the aliens to contact humans on Earth.

That day Luke was wearing a blue shirt with some nice black pants. He had on red socks with one white shoe on. Anyways, the aliens contacted him saying that the world was going to end.

He took that as the truth and he did not know what to do at first. But then he was told by the aliens that he needed to find a golden pebble and place it in a cave. He would have to run around it five times and then water it. The pebble would become magical from then on.

Now he was directed to fly to space and collect some moon dust. The aliens said that they would assist him if he was able to collect some moon dust. They needed him to do it because the aliens could not because the humans have claimed the moon as there own territory.

Well Luke went and did these things. However the aliens had left out a step so Luke did not do something properly. Sadly for the humans, their world ended. But the aliens were like "Eh. Whatever." cause now they could go to the moon.

Jokes

Well... I don't know if I really know any jokes. I just happen to use the phrases "your mom" and "that's what she said" a lot.

I know that this blog is sounding pretty lame right now but I don't know any PG-13 jokes. They might be a little too weird. I might give some examples... but I need some convincing. haha jk

For example,

If someone said, "Oh, that was good!" Then I would totally be like, "That's what she said!!"

It's simple and very lame but it works and it makes me laugh. Sometimes other people laugh too but not always.

How is Evey like a child?

Evey is very much like a child still because of the way she acts and how she reacts to certain events that take place.

For example, there is a scene in the book on page 26 where V asks Evey about her life. She begins to tell him her life story and her story has had its rough times... She had no brothers and sisters because her dad said that they couldn't afford any more children. So Evey has spent her life as an only child and she never really had anyone she could talk to.

Her mother had died in 1991, just when Evey was still little. She was then on her own with her father but that didn't last too long. Eventually her father and her were separated and she had to live in a hostel, where it was dirty and she just wanted to cry.

From then on Evey was completely alone. She had been abandoned and she never really learned how to grow up or do things on her own.

Is V a woman or a man?

I believe that V in the book V for Vendetta is a man. The reason for this is because the way the book is wrote and all the thing V says or does just seems like he would be a man.

I dont want to sound judgmental, or sexist. But that is just how i perceived the book so far. I might change my mind more later on in the story but for now I'm most positive that V is a man.

The way V shows little or no emotion is the act of a killer and I just havent seen too many woman who could react in such a way, even if they were emotionless and careless. By now I'm convinced that V is a man and I just dont know how to explain that to other people...

But I'm pretty sure I should stop talking before time runs out because I know that Kathy will decide to make fun of me for any further voicing of my opinion... And I'm sure she and some others might get a giggle out of this too.. lol

Immigration is good...

Well... that's not the case always. I believe that not all immigration is good, like illegal immigration.

Illegal immigration is not a good thing because it causes to much hassle and drama for our country. I don't know if that makes any sense but thats kind of how it is. Like I don't understand why people would try to cross the border illegally if they can still fill out all the paper work and other stuff and be able to enter the United States legally and safe. But I don't know what else to say.....

Immigration can be a good thing sometimes. Say I was an American, which I am, and I wanted to move to a different country for a different experience and opportunity. Well in this case that is not really a bad thing but then again I haven't a clue what I am rambling on about....

I'm sorry if none of that made sense